POTATO TIME™

Welcome to the hospital humdrum,
Banged thumb,
Ruptured bum,
Soon-to-be mum.

Take in the hospital bish bash,
Ichy rash,
Went out on the lash,
Breathed in ash.

Relax in the hospital tub-thump,
Suspicious lump,
Noggin bump,
Stomach pump.

Sit and stew in the hospital give and take,
Slipped with a rake,
Choked on cake,
Bitten by a snake.

Be thankful for the hospital heartbeat,
Athletes’ feet,
Spoiled meat,
Couldn’t stand the heat.

A silent hospital has no soul,
Growing mole,
Didn’t see the pole,
Fell down a hole.

Tell us what’s wrong,
And join the hospital song.

By Fudge Cooper